News Alert! – Mystery Hokie Revealed!
The culprit has come forth. It only took a small amount of research to find that the mystery Hokie was none other than Thomas C. Billheimer.
Thomas claims his lack of a name was due to “chronic laziness” and “lack of motivation.” However, Mr. Billheimer continued to push me towards a political career where I would likely end up being a dirty crook who, just like Tom, refuses to own up to anything I say or do.
Look at him…you know he’s a crook because of those shades…