News Alert!!!! – Fishtank Crime!

Unnamed Tiger Barb #4 died on Valentine’s Day 2007 of presumably, a broken heart. He was last seen dining on breakfast early that morning with his tank cohorts. His death went unknown until the following morning, when his remains were discovered in an undisclosed corner.

Overnight, his flesh was consumed. Currently suspects include Mako, Rosie, and Specks. Interrogations would be held, but fish are not known for speaking nor understanding English. A trial will be held when an interpreter is available.

His remains are currently being held by authorities for evidence.


Autopsy photo of the Unnamed Tiger Barb #4.


Posted on February 15, 2007, in Life, Quick Thoughts and tagged , , , , . Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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